Title: I Bet Angel Never Had To Deal With This Shit
Author: bluejbird
Rating: PG, I guess
Summary: After a trip offworld John undergoes some changes…and it takes Rodney some time to notice. Featuring Undead!John and numerous bad vampire clichés.
A/N: Originally written as a comment!fic for the awesome rain_dances, who also came up with the title.

( Sheppard was leaning against the wall outside Rodney's door... )

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Title: Thnks fr th MREs
Author: bluejbird
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Summary: Just a schmoopy ficlet in which Rodney reminisces and tries to be funny, and John pretends he's not impressed.
Disclaimer: I don’t own SGA, nor the song which inspired this.
A/N: Written for kueble. I spent a long car journey this weekend, listening to Fallout Boy, and ( Read more... )

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Title: Two ways Rodney McKay runs off to join the NFL
Author: bluejbird
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don’t own SGA, American Football, or the NFL.
Summary: Sequels (sort of) to (Don’t) Send in the ClownsA/N: So, the other night I wrote a John-the-trapeze-artist fic, in which Rodney is joking about running away to play for the NFL. Or is he ( Read more... )

Title: (Don’t) Send in the Clowns
Author: bluejbird
Rating: PG for language
Disclaimer: I don’t own Stargate, Rodney, John, or circuses. I wish I did, especially the latter.
Summary: “You…on a trapeze?” Rodney asked weakly, trying to picture John in sparkly, tight Lycra costumes and wondering if he’d kept hold of any of them. A/N: This was a result of a ( Read more... )

Title: Cuddling
Author: bluejbird
Rating: PG
Summary: Rodney wasn’t much of a cuddler. But it seemed he did make exceptions.
A/N: This started out as a drabble, because I got an image stuck in my head, and blossomed into over 1000words. Unbetaed

( As a child, Rodney McKay had never had a teddy bear. )

Title: Once and Only - 2/5
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Beta:
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Title: Elytra (or 'Bullet with Xeno-Hemiptera wings ( Read more... )